Violin teacher quotes.
Had to document these... Violin teachers say a lot of interesting things. They probably come up with fun ways to insult and teach their students, it's funny:
"Another teacher after listening to my playing said, "please come to my Masterclasses on Tuesdays ... so I get to insult you."
"This is GROSS and putrid! You gave me a mild nervous breakdown!"
"Intonation, sound and rhythm are like sunshine. They are unmissable. Now, the public can sometimes be an idiot. But even an idiot knows when the sun is shining and when it's pouring down rain."
"You have to play so well that you make the audience want to throw their babies on the stage."
"Same problems. No improvement."
"Not bad.
Not good.
But, not bad."
"Another teacher after listening to my playing said, "please come to my Masterclasses on Tuesdays ... so I get to insult you."
"This is GROSS and putrid! You gave me a mild nervous breakdown!"
"Intonation, sound and rhythm are like sunshine. They are unmissable. Now, the public can sometimes be an idiot. But even an idiot knows when the sun is shining and when it's pouring down rain."
"You have to play so well that you make the audience want to throw their babies on the stage."
"Same problems. No improvement."
"Not bad.
Not good.
But, not bad."
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