Pick up artist

So I waited in line for a long time at Michaels because the woman in front of me was buying like 20 pinecones (each having to be scanned by the machine), so while I was waiting I saw this girl working at the next counter who looked like an attractive version of lucy liu. And I would have gone over there to her, say hi, and crack a phun joke, but alas: I'm no slimey, dirty, grubby, loser pick-up artist. And I'm glad not to be one!!

Michaels is too crowded.